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Wait, wait, don't tell me the NPR News Quiz.

Forget about Bill Barr.

Come to the bar with me, Bill Curtis.

I will Curtis and here is your host at the Fox Theatre in St. Louis, Missouri.

Peter Sago.

Thank you, everybody.

Thank you, Bill.

Thank you, Bill.

It was wonderful to be back in St. Louis a few weeks ago, we, along with the rest of the internet,

learned how you people hear slice of your bagels.

Not horizontally, like normal people or Jews.

But in little slices, like a little round loaf of bread, we're here because we wanted to come and ask you in person

what the hell is wrong with you?

Later on, we're going to be talking to one of the greatest St. Louis cardinals who ever played the Wizard of Oz himself.

Ozzie Smith is going to be right here.

At first, you want to see if you can handle our slow rollers, so give us a call.

The number is one, triple eight.

Wait, wait, that's one, 888-924-8924.

It's time to welcome our first listener contestant.

Hi, you are on weight weight, don't tell me.

Hey, this is Courtney Moran, calling from New Orleans, Louisiana.

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