The adventures of Ozzy and Harriet

transcribed and starring the entire Nelson family

Ozzy, Harriet, David and Ricky

One of the interesting things about the Nelson house

old is that occasionally it's very quiet around the house.

Now for instance, you take the present moment.

Harriet's in one of those rare moments of relaxation.

She's usually the busy one,

but right now she's sitting in a big easy chair doing a little knitting.

I thought maybe we might pick up the click of the needles

but she's a pretty quiet knitter too.

I don't know where David and Ricky are,

but that's Ozzy sitting over there in the bigger,

easier chair.

He's just taking it easy and in a pretty big way.

Ozzy.

Oh, I'm sorry. Were you dosing off there?

No, no, no, no.

I was just sort of thinking

not actively but passively.

I mean, I was thinking,

but I wasn't thinking of anything in particular.

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