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The John Batchelor Show

#OzWatch: Dallas on watch for his magpies and miner birds, crows and cockatoos too. Jeremy Zakis, New South Wales. #FriendsOfHistoryDebatingSociety

The John Batchelor Show

John Batchelor

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4.62.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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#OzWatch: Dallas on watch for his magpies and miner birds, crows and cockatoos too. Jeremy Zakis, New South Wales. #FriendsOfHistoryDebatingSociety

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0:00.0

This is the Friends Mystery Debating Society. I'm John Batchel, Jeremy Zachson, New South Wales.

0:06.0

You will all recall the now nearly 11-year-old Spoodle, Dallas, has been acquired by a magpie family with a teenager,

0:16.4

and perhaps other families are crowding in. Other birds have seen that Dallas is very generous with his morning breakfast.

0:25.1

Actually, he's very generous with Jeremy's sleep.

0:28.0

Because on Saturday, when Jeremy wants to sleep in,

0:30.9

Dallas is impatient to get the birds fed so he can lie in his house and watch them.

0:36.4

Now, however, everybody knows about Dallas.

0:40.2

He turns out to be an easy mark for the whole bird population of the neighborhood.

0:46.4

But he's a generous young, well, not so young.

0:50.6

He's a generous middle-aged spoodle.

0:52.8

He enjoys himself.

0:56.0

Have you seen any change in the bird's behavior treating Dallas as a softty or do they respect him, Jeremy?

1:02.1

Well, John, I really don't know, but I have certainly seen a change because here's the

1:06.4

interesting thing. Since it's become very, very cold here in sort of south of Sydney, the birds too,

1:13.6

I guess, are feeling the cold a little bit. So I've noticed that they tend to be puffed up in

1:17.0

the trees and they tend to be kind of looking for warmth. But what's happened now in the mornings,

1:21.7

Dallas has kept his routine. I mean, fair call to him. He's nearly 11 years old. He feels the cold like anybody else.

1:27.7

But it's his duty to get out there. Let me know that the magpies are there and get them fed.

1:32.4

So normal time in the morning, around about 6.30 a.m. 7ish. We're definitely getting up. Dallas

1:38.5

leads me out to the backyard, wagging his tail and expects the birds to already be there. But here's the plot twist now, John.

1:46.2

They're not.

1:47.0

The birds aren't there at their normal time whatsoever.

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