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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2025

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired June 10, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you wanna know about the most depressing jobs in America.

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0:00.0	Hey, podcast, pals.
0:01.1	Today's episode is brought to you by my friends at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:05.5	Taken for me as a newly married guy with a very opinionated dog, comfort is kind of important right now.
0:11.5	That's why I'm a smart club member of Standard Heating.
0:13.9	I give the schedule service when it actually works for me, pay how I want, and choose what fits our home best.
0:20.1	Pick the HVAC company that treats you like family,
0:22.7	not just another name on the list.
0:24.5	That's standard.
0:25.4	Check out standard heating.com and tell him Dana sent you.
0:28.6	The 93x.
0:30.8	Morning show.
0:32.1	903.
0:34.3	Er.
0:35.6	It's time to get up.
0:37.1	Wakey, wiki, eggs and bakey. It's time to get up. Wakey, wiki,
0:37.7	eggs and bakey.
0:39.9	It's time to get up.
0:42.9	Wake up, bitch!
0:46.0	Time to get up!
0:52.8	Dude.
0:59.8	Somebody's about to get choke slammed that got me out of bed I wish I could tell you more about that but I probably shouldn't be this high at work
1:06.4	Jesus text that in this morning sent us a link to that I thought, what a wonderful way to start the day.
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