Ozempic, The Brits & The Trolley

My Therapist Ghosted Me

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 6.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Do you share Joanne's joy at 'the trolley' being wheeled down the aisle of a train or plane? Perhaps you are as angry as she is if there isn't one. Vogue isn't too bothered, but she is very concerned about having to sit next to a dead person. Fair enough. Plus, the MTGM take on Ozempic and have you written a will yet?

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0:00.0	Now, time to thank our partner of this episode, eBay.
0:03.3	Joanne, we've all had those moments where we've reassessed the value of something in our lives, haven't we?
0:09.1	Oh my God, are you, are you breaking up with me?
0:11.4	No.
0:12.1	Oh, God.
0:12.4	Oh, no.
0:14.0	Oh, my God.
0:14.6	Never.
0:15.3	My dear friend.
0:17.2	I mean, like, when you move house or have a baby or your kids grow up or you move jobs or if you just like need a life refresh.
0:23.8	That last one still sounds like you're breaking up with me, Vogue.
0:26.3	No, I'm talking about the bike that you bought that's as good as new because you never rode it or the guitar that you've been meaning to pick up for years and it's just still sitting there.
0:36.0	Whatever it is you no longer need,
0:37.7	you can sell it for free on eBay. I've got it. Okay, so like the dress you panic bought because
0:43.4	it was in the sale that you're never going to wear or the pasta maker that you bought in lockdown,
0:48.4	but you have to be honest with yourself that you're never going to learn how to use it and you don't
0:51.3	even like pasta. Absolutely, you've got it.
0:57.7	And this isn't a convoluted way of telling me that you've put me up for sale on eBay.
0:59.8	Oh, it's definitely not, I promise.
1:02.0	From fashion to tech, homeware and more.
1:05.7	Unlock the value of your unused items, sell them to make space for new beginnings,
1:07.2	or just make a bit of cash.
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