Oyster Bowls, Tampon Blood Testing, Republican “Anti-Woke” Failures

Attitudes!

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.8 • 7.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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After a discussion on required seafood dishware, Bryan details a visit to his shi-shi-shi Beverly Hills medical office for a “procedure.” Erin breaks down how until now, tampons were only tested with saline solution, and Bryan reports on the recent Republican realization that being “Anti-Woke” is not what bread and butter voters want at the ballot box. Less than 500 Patreon subscribers until we reach our goal to start the new season of GROCERIES! Over 100 bonus episodes await behind the paywall. Thank you for supporting our independent podcast! www.patreon.com/attitudes Click this link for a list of current sponsors and discount codes for this show and all Lemonada shows: lemonadamedia.com/sponsors See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm home essential Brian Soffie.
0:02.0	And I'm feminist here in Gibson.
0:04.0	And this is attitudes.
0:06.0	Gender issues.
0:07.0	LGBTQ plus issues.
0:09.0	Pop culture.
0:10.0	And this week we're talking about tampons
0:12.0	being tested with blood for the first time ever.
0:15.0	And how anti-woke isn't working for Republicans?
0:18.0	And also, honey, what it's like in the waiting room
0:21.0	at the Beverly Hills surgical center, she, she, she.
0:24.0	Can you handle it?
0:27.0	Hello, my darling.
0:29.0	My beloved.
0:31.0	My tiniest finger bowl.
0:33.0	My littlest, my littlest lady.
0:35.0	Was that for people?
0:37.0	Was that for oysters?
0:39.0	Why do they have finger bowls?
0:41.0	Well, that was for people like me.
0:43.0	Do you know what I mean?
0:45.0	Like that was for people like we did that.
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