Own goals: the final boss, Armbandmania and Maximum Peter Drury
For Our Sins: The Clichés Pod Archive
The Athletic
4.8 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 22 February 2022
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and Nick Miller convene for this week's Adjudication Panel. On the agenda: where human civilisation can really go next after a perfect hat-trick of own goals, some very slightly overaggressive Scottish goal commentary from La Liga, Joe Cole and the genesis of the phrase "farmers league" and the latest tribute to intercontinental Premier League brand ambassador Peter Drury.
Meanwhile, the panel lament a mild outbreak of "Armbandmania" and bask in the glory of the once-in-an-era event that is Cameron Jerome, Connor Wickham and Saido Berahino all scoring on the same day.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm sorry you can sit there and look and play with all your silly machines as much as you like. |
| 0:05.0 | Is gas going to have a crack? He is, you know. |
| 0:08.0 | Oh, he's there! |
| 0:10.0 | Brilliant! |
| 0:12.0 | But gee! He's round the goalkeeper! He's done it! |
| 0:18.0 | Absolutely incredible! |
| 0:20.0 | He launched himself six feet into the crowd, and Kung Fu kicked a supporter who was eyewit without a shadow of and out giving him lip. |
| 0:31.0 | Oh, I say, it's amazing. |
| 0:34.1 | It does it tame and tame and tame again. |
| 0:36.9 | Frank of the music. |
| 0:39.2 | Charger glass. |
| 0:41.0 | This nation is going to dance all night. |
| 0:45.6 | Amazon Prime's Premier League dress code revealed, |
| 0:49.0 | where does human civilization go after a perfect hat trick of own goals? |
| 0:53.4 | What's the threshold for being in the wars? |
| 0:56.5 | Pandemic football analogies revisited. |
| 0:59.1 | Very slightly over-aggressive Scottish goal commentary in the Liga. |
| 1:02.8 | Joe Cole correctly guesstimating the genesis of the footballing phrase Farmers League. |
| 1:07.6 | Can a net Russell? |
| 1:09.3 | The return of armband mania, How Cameron Jerome helped end |
| 1:13.3 | 2695 days of hurt, and yet another tribute to Peter Drury's intercontinental melodrama. |
| 1:21.2 | Brought to your ears by The Athletic. This is Football Clisches. |
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