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Music Appreciate it, Sport now. On with the show! What happens when three buffoons give life advice,

explore on realistic situations,

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It's the Spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

Sweet up and pop to back a doodoo do.

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Welcome in.

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Very nice.

The heart is racing.

I'm about to have a heart attack.

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