Owen's Birth Story, 2 Non Flans, Candy Cousins
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2019
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
Renee Colvert and Baby Owen join us for an episode where Daniel and I recount Owen's birth story. There's a lot of fluid but also some magic and I think I've revised my former belief that childbirth is always traumatic and violent. Also we talk about Renee getting into her roommate's cookies, tactics for fluffing up food, a particularly devastating flan experience and stuff that doesn't involve snacks too.
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from the new house in Burbank, California, it's Thursday on the House of |
| 0:07.0 | Roads with the New Best Friend Show. Tonight, House of Roads will be guest. She's a comedian |
| 0:10.8 | who may eat your cookies, but don't worry, she'll definitely feel bad about it and replace |
| 0:14.6 | them and still feel bad about it even though you don't care anymore. It's today, Culver. |
| 0:19.3 | Chef Jeff is not here, so you're just going to have to cook your own sloppy, snark sandwiches |
| 0:23.5 | tonight. I'm a husband and you're saying hop on board and rub us and saying hello to |
| 0:26.8 | your new best friend, Allison Roads. |
| 0:29.8 | Hello, my little goobers. It's me, Allison. Welcome to another episode of the New Best |
| 0:56.8 | Sighting Thursday Show, the first one back since I had the baby and we will get into all |
| 1:02.9 | that. But first I have to say goobers, the chocolate coated peanuts, not just an insult, |
| 1:09.1 | although I do enjoy it as an insult, was sent in on Patreon. Patreon. Patreon.com slash |
| 1:17.6 | Allison Rosen by Whitney C. Goobers, great with popcorn. |
| 1:23.6 | Better than Eminem's. I for some reason thought goobers were gummy, but they're not. They're |
| 1:28.2 | peanut. It's a chocolate or a peanut. I feel like they're the candy cousin. Is that |
| 1:33.8 | a thing? I like it. Yes, but that's just because they're made by the same company. But |
| 1:38.4 | with peanut, I feel like these are right at my alley. Yeah, and I think they were advertised |
| 1:41.7 | together on Tisplaneer at the movies. Yeah, goobers, I only ever see them at the movie |
| 1:46.7 | theaters. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Do they even have them at the not movie theaters? At |
| 1:51.7 | the store. No, I feel like they're really, you know, focusing on the theaters. Yeah, right. |
| 1:56.4 | They're really a cinema snack. One wall green is real close to you that will have cinema |
| 2:00.7 | candy in the box. That's true. It's real nice. I mean, I hate to say it, but you know you're |
| 2:04.7 | at a downscale convenience store if you see goobers, but they shouldn't be. They should be |
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