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The Worst Idea Of All Time

Overlooked 3 - 6: Tree Piss

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2021

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Tim gets a haircut and finds a guy pissing on a tree. Guy is at a low ebb which may or may not be assisted by a singalong of Kansas. Without a guest, the pair are left to dig into the mechanics of Rob turning his genitals into an ice cream Sundae and frankly, it’s just not enough.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Overlooked an Undercooked Special Season Rob Schneider's Special Edition.

0:18.4

I've just finished it. You might have been able to hear that a little bit overlapping onto the mic.

0:22.4

That's right bookended by his iconic

0:24.4

fetch craze. This is the lowest I've been. Tim Back, I Montgomery, day six, Asian mama Mexican kids now the reason it's called that is

0:35.8

because he has his mama term is Asian but his kids well they Mexican, so that's where he gets the title from.

0:46.0

I hated it, I watched it on my phone.

0:50.0

Yeah.

0:51.0

We are, for context, probably relevant. We're side saddle. Yeah, which is rear I'm at Tim's house

0:57.0

We've watched it separately somehow even though we're physically together. We both watched it on our phones.

1:03.4

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:04.3

With wireless headphones.

1:05.4

I want to tell you how that went for me.

1:07.7

So there I was, just getting a little bit of a tidy up,

1:11.0

and it was pretty sad because I was surrounded by like people for the first time in weeks

1:17.6

couldn't talk to them I was just in a Rob Schneider prison and then I sat down to the barber who I there's like four people

1:24.9

there who were cutting heads and I got the guy who I've had him before he's a

1:27.6

great headdresser but he speaks very very little English at all so and he's

1:31.6

always got earphones in I think he's listening to

1:34.0

like music or a podcast so not a huge conversation. I can't respect that. Yeah me too, me too.

1:39.1

They were great barber, he's so cheap. Not they cheap. How was it man? It was sad, it made me sad and when I was walking back to my house from the barber I was like finishing the special off and the weirdest thing happened 3 p.m.

1:57.4

suburban Auckland I was walking down like a pretty main street right by the shops and this guy who just looked like a normal

2:06.1

dude had a hat on probably 45 years old just took his dick out and started taking a piss on a tree.

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