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CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Over The Hill

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2023

⏱️ 29 minutes

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0:00.0

Hi, my name's Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.

0:04.4

You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy.

0:09.4

And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.

0:13.7

Hi mom. Hi honey.

0:15.9

It's still 40 still hitting me kind of weird and I don't know how long it takes to like sink

0:20.0

into your 40s per se. I was working out today and I haven't done my peloton apps since I've been

0:26.8

back from vacation and peloton what it does basically is it like if you have the app you don't

0:34.0

talk about where it says your name or you says your user name it says your location and then it

0:39.4

just says your like what decade of your life you're in. So for as long as I've used the app

0:45.4

it's just at 30s right and I'm like oh cool like that's fine yeah you didn't know you didn't know

0:50.4

this it was 30 or 39 it matter y'all found the same group and it was fine.

0:54.3

So today or yes to say yesterday I opened up my peloton app and I was going to to run and

1:00.9

it said sc1 40s and I'm like it can't be true it's where where is this guy that man must be my father

1:19.5

it's still it's still hitting me kind of weird you know my conversation that Dan and I got into

1:23.5

my 40th birthday and I like to run this by everybody to see if maybe he's right like mom think

1:28.0

about when when dad turned 40. Do you remember dad's 40th birthday. I can remember all I can

1:36.5

remember is that we all like and I remember anybody that turned 40 back in the day like you you

1:41.6

got like a cake that was like black and it's like you're about to die you old piece of shit and like

1:48.5

you know what I'm talking about and everything was like two stones yeah two stones

1:55.4

and like scientists had Lordy Lordy Lucas 40 and like yeah it was like the worst day of your life

2:04.1

when you turn 40 but think about it like like all the over the hill jokes I feel like I've got

2:11.3

kind of gone away do you know what I mean yeah I think so you know now that you say that I mean

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