Outtake: Mountain Dew

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Food, Comedy, Arts

4.6 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2010

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	I have to finish this.
0:02.8	Mountain Dew is a bit of a change of pace
0:04.7	in that it is very yellow.
0:08.4	These other ones have been pleasantly clear.
0:11.7	I mean, is there any indication of what flavor mountain do is supposed to represent?
0:18.4	Let me check the label. The flavor that it looks like it's trying to represent is
0:22.3	craggy mountain top.
0:23.6	Craggy mountain top. Isn't that what you're getting from this?
0:27.0	Wow, that's like a spiky shards.
0:29.4	Spiky shards.
0:31.8	This is a shard flavored soda. Oh, it does have concentrated orange juice,
0:36.7	citric acid, natural flavor.
0:39.2	Oh, it has juice? Yeah, this has concentrated orange juice.
0:43.6	Does it say what percent?
0:44.8	Oh, crap.
0:45.8	It also has brominated vegetable oil.
0:48.5	What does that mean?
0:49.6	I don't know.
0:52.4	I don't think of brominated as something you can you can consume.
0:56.0	This doesn't taste like anything that exists in nature.
0:59.0	Although now that I you know read the fine print and see that it has orange juice concentrate in it, I get that.
1:06.0	It tastes kind of craggy to me.
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