Hey folks, this is Kevin. On this week's episode of Riskyle here, Ashling B.

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Hello kids this is RISK. The show where people tell true stories. They never thought they'd dare to

share. I'm Kevin Allison and this is Jamie XX. Behind me now we're calling this week's episode

out of control for beautifully different voices. We were talking about voices just last week and

oh my god the support emails that you guys sent in and the tweets the love you sent in. We love

you back so very much. Thank you all. But three very beautifully different voices on today's

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