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It's about the scariest night of my life. This is Wisecrack, available now. Listen to Wisecrack on

the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, Catherine. Hi, Chelsea.

Hi, I'm wearing my glasses, my dark glasses like Stevie Wonder in the daylight because they're my prescription glasses. I was going to say. There must be prescriptions. And I've lost four pairs of glasses in the last three. And I have this new favorite glasses, these look glasses. Yeah. They're like my, the transitional are they called? Okay. I was calling them transgender for a while.

They don't make me look like a serial killer, do they? Like, they're not orange like they used to be, right? No, that guy from, you mean the guy from SVU, that guy who wears them? What's his name? I feel like everyone who wears a transition looks like a serial killer. No, I got kind of green. They turned green. Yes. Yes. No, I got rid of those. I got rid of those.

And now I have, it's this brand called look. And they sent him like Eva Mendez was doing a line with them.

So she sent me a bunch or they sent me a bunch. And I was like, oh, I love these. I think I'm going to do something with them because they're nice and big and they don't touch my face.

Yeah.

Which is what I want with glasses.

Because otherwise I have lines and indentations.

Anyway, I've lost three pair in the last two days. and big and they don't touch my face. Yeah. Which is what I want with glasses. Because otherwise I have lines and indentations.

Anyway, I've lost three pair in the last two days. So my team is running around like crazy just trying to re-supplement me, supplement, supplement, supplement. Supply, supplicate. Listen, the last few weeks I am not playing with a full deck of cards. It's after my foot surgery.

I don't know if I announced I got foot surgery, but I think it's whatever.

I mean, I pretty much announce everything. I have not been

taking my mental, my brain plasma nurogens and my plasmologens and all my co-cutin because of the

surgery. So I'm a dumb diphtion. It is really true true. Kokeu 10 helps with the brain fog.

Brain fog.

But I take all of these supplements for brain fog, and now I know they fucking work. I don't know which one it is. That works. But I am like, I try to say things. And I'm like, wait, well, who, where? What? I can't think of the words I'm trying to use. And also I'm taking Norco because of the pain from my foot.

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