4.6 • 674 Ratings
🗓️ 23 November 2009
⏱️ 87 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello, I wish to register a complaint. Hello, miss? What do you mean, miss? I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to register a complaint. We're closing for lunch. Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this Pandarin what I purchased not half an hour ago from the Blizzard store. Oh yes, the, the uh, the Pandarin Monk. What's, uh, what's wrong with it? |
0:22.8 | I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. He's dead as what's wrong with it. |
0:25.9 | No, no, he's, uh, he's resting. |
0:28.3 | Look, Maidie, I know a dead Pandarin when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. He's not dead. He's resting. Remarkable bear the Pandaren monkey did a beautiful Dole. |
0:38.2 | The Dole, don't enter into it. It's stone dead. |
0:40.9 | No, no, no, no, no, no. He's resting. |
0:43.7 | All right, then, if he's resting, I'll wake him up. |
0:46.4 | Hello, Mr. Pandarin. I've got a lovely fresh mug of ale for you if you show. |
0:52.3 | There he moved. Oh, he didn't. |
0:55.0 | It was you hitting the box? |
0:55.5 | I never. |
0:56.4 | Yes, you did. |
0:57.7 | I never did anything. |
1:00.1 | Hello, monk. |
1:02.7 | Testing, testing, testing, testing. |
1:05.6 | This is your nine o'clock alarm call. |
1:10.4 | Now, that's what I call a dead pandarin. |
1:12.6 | No, no, no, he's stunned. Stunned? |
1:13.6 | Yeah, you stunned him. Just as he was waking up. |
1:15.6 | Pandarin mark stun easily, Major. It's all the alcohol. |
1:18.6 | Um, now look, no look, mate, I've definitely had enough of this. |
1:22.6 | This Pandarin is definitely deceased. Now, when I purchased it not half an hour ago, you assured me that |
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