Outlandish Episode 226 02-04-13
Outlandish Podcast
Outlandish Productions
4.6 • 674 Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2013
⏱️ 93 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Outlandish. |
| 0:03.0 | Oh, landish. |
| 0:05.0 | B'am-Badda-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. |
| 0:10.0 | Dah. He was waiting to hear from his girlfriend, and he told, he waved his right to remain silent and told the cops, |
| 0:30.0 | I told myself if she didn't call me, I was going to go next door and mess with the neighbor's horse. |
| 0:34.1 | I was trying to make it have a baby. |
| 0:36.5 | Make it have a baby. |
| 0:37.9 | Mm-hmm. Does that him having sex with the horse? I was trying to make it have a baby. Make it have a baby? Mm-hmm. Does that him have sex with the horse? |
| 0:40.6 | I was trying to make the horse have a baby, Mendoza explained. I was thinking it would have a |
| 0:44.7 | horseman baby. I ain't going to lie. I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket |
| 0:49.2 | and put my clothes back on and left. I promise I've not been back over to the horse since that time. Well, thank goodness. |
| 0:55.5 | I thought it would have a horseman, baby. |
| 0:58.3 | I ain't going to lie. |
| 0:59.2 | I bust my nut in the horse. |
| 1:01.4 | He's like, I'm coming clean. |
| 1:04.6 | He came clean all right. |
| 1:07.6 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:09.5 | Well, as long as I've got your permission on my joke. |
| 1:13.4 | Holy shit. |
| 1:14.2 | All right. |
| 1:14.5 | Here we go. |
| 1:15.3 | He was sentenced to four months in jail. |
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