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Guys, guys, thanks for joining me out here.

I know it was a big pain to get us all out into outer space to record the episode, but I think

it's going to pay off because, you know, the famous phrase in space nobody can hear you scream.

Yeah.

I just thought we could try it out.

We're here to scream?

Just like test the levels.

I know that like sometimes we peek on the microphone and Ranch has to then, you know, do a lot of editing to the... I actually, you know, for somebody who's worked in this industry as long as I have, I don't know what the looks on. I expect you to know. I can be honest, I'm really nauseated. I was just not prepared for the zero Gs. I am so angry right now.

Use it.

That's great.

What are you talking about?

Do you have any idea how much training I had to endure, that centrifugal force machine, all the blood tests I had to do?

Yeah.

The hours and hours and hours it took to get into outer space.

And you're telling me that we came up here so that we would scream to see if it's silent?

Let's not forget, I did say at the beginning of this, I know it was a big pain.

So you kind of can't be mad at me. Man, I had to lie to several governments.

Like, this was not something that you could just do at the drop of a hat.

Like, I had to get access to a rocket, which was a rocket that initially the American government wasn't going to allow me.

I had to do a favor for a billionaire that I never want to do again. I just suck a dick to get into space. You didn't have to say. I had to suck a dick to get into space, man. We all put together on it.

Man, I suck the dick to get here. Look, I mean, no offense. We all had to do that. Well, I was just going to say, I mean, and I'm stifling vomiting here because I'm just not used to this sensation. Had to and got to for some. Well, well, here's the thing. I didn't have to go through any of this rigamarole. What are training? What are you talking about?

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