Who's Miranda Kerr?

Was she in school of rock?

No, that's Miranda Costco.

You're fucking idiot.

Bruch!

Hit it, boys! Hey, Pete, nice mustache.

Thank you.

Where's the rest of it?

Oh, fuck off.

Bruch!

Hit it, boys.

So that's a cold open as the cold open.

That was the top note I had for brunch.

What would your grade actually be for your mustache?

It would be like if there were some sort of software that detects whether or not you have a mustache or like takes pictures of your mustache it wouldn't register you as a as a thing it would be like

please put the face in front of the thing and you would do it and it would be like please put the

face in front of the thing so if jing yang made an app that detected a mustache or not a mustache, this would get not a mustache. It's like when you buy something really light and use self-checkout, and then you put it in the thing. And it's like, skip bagging. Hey, are you going to put that in bagging? And you're like, yes, I already did. It's like, are you skipping bagging? You're like, no, because I already put it there. But you know what? Yeah, I'll skip bagging.

It's like, hey, how come something's in there then if you skip bagging? It's like when you have sex and they say, is it in yet? And you say, well, as long as you don't skip bagging, am I right? That's true. That's true. Come on, boys.

This is a pro-safe-sex podcast.

Yeah, hilarious.

Brunch!

Hit it, boys!

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