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Review Revue

Outback Steakhouse (w/ Michael Burns!)

Review Revue

Headgum

Reviewing, Yelp, Society & Culture, Comedy, Reilly Anspaugh, Review Revue, Improv, Leisure, Headgum, Jake And Amir, If I Were You, 5 Stars, Geoffrey James

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Michael Burns joins Reilly and Geoff to explore reviews from a restaurant from down under (Tampa, Florida) That's right, Outback Steakhouse.

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IG: @reillyanspaugh & @geoffreyjames

Twitter: @reilecoyote & @GeoffBoyardee

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0:00.0

This is a headgum original. Should have closed doors should have learned a lesson from here before

0:17.0

Should have been on one been I've just died

0:25.0

Should have seen the fire ceiling chefs in silence

0:30.0

Now COVID keeps rolling on forever and it keeps

0:37.0

And it keeps the world Jeffrey

0:40.0

apart

0:45.0

He got something on the phone, something on the crown is what it was.

0:49.0

Now it's right called bladder,

0:52.0

you shouldn't shine. Now it's rind called bladder,

0:53.0

it shouldn't shatter, but it dies. He could have died clean. girl he cut a dead clean

1:14.0

would have been sad since Jeff got both of the night seems.

1:20.0

How did he even get it? He's got a Trump card.

1:27.0

Getting covered twice is tough with that wagon standing guard.

1:31.0

Now the village keeps rolling over forever.

1:35.0

And it keeps pulling her in her

1:38.0

and it keeps her legs on a free pop.

1:49.0

You got something, O macron is what it was.

1:52.0

Now it's right gone by by. It should shatter, but not for a long for a long

2:14.0

the time he tries to live in New York City was all home

2:19.0

What has he hear him do now

2:23.0

does he beg a he plate?

2:25.0

To go back to LA and make pods with, well, Riley.

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