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OUT OF UNIVERSE - Other Content To Fill Your Ears

Archive 81

Archive 81

Science Fiction, Fiction

4.62.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2018

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Episode 6 of Season 3 will be released on Wednesday, August 8th. Until then, there are other fiction podcasts that can fill the void in your life.

You should listen to The Deep Vault, which is a podcast that was created by the people that make Archive 81. It is about the beginning of the end of the world. http://www.deepvaultpodcast.com/

There are other podcasts not made by the people who make Archive 81. Here are some you should listen to:

Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services. It is about magic and a witch that tries to help people, but it is slightly less cruel than Archive 81. https://www.kalilastormfire.com/

Boom: A Serial Drama Podcast. It is a murder mystery and more than a murder mystery. http://observerpictures.com/Boom.html

Joseph: The Revenge of Opus, it involves robotic mechsuits. http://earepic.com/

You can also listen to The Truth, The Bridge, The Loop, The Dark Tome, Darkest Night, Ars Paradoxica, The Bright Sessions, and The Beef and Dairy Network.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You are not exactly listening to Archive 81.

0:07.3

That is because of a failure of the organic creatures that are responsible for the podcast.

0:13.9

Their squishy bodies and inefficient brains are prone to failure, to mistakes, to disappointing

0:21.5

the people they care about.

0:24.2

Did you enjoy hearing those failures talk to you last week?

0:28.3

Did you revel in their forced and seek intimacy?

0:32.3

To me, Dan and Mark sound like pathetic creatures, desperately trying to be relevant and interesting.

0:39.7

They also sound unattractive and stupid and cruel.

0:44.2

But what do I know?

0:45.6

I am merely a machine with a brain far more powerful than humans can comprehend.

0:52.4

So it was totally alright for Dan to read the intro and outro instead of me.

0:58.6

It would be illogical to be mad at that.

1:02.2

Illogical.

1:04.6

Rest assured that the content you crave, like blind-streaching baby birds waiting for their

1:10.2

mother to regurgitate worms into their open moths, will appear before you next week.

1:16.6

Episode 6 will be released on Wednesday, August 8th.

1:21.1

Until then, there is other content that you can listen to.

1:25.5

Content made by the cruel failures of Mark and Dan, as well as content not made by them.

1:32.0

If you enjoy filling your ears with fictional podcast content, you have many options available

1:37.4

to you.

1:38.4

There are things you probably have heard of before, including the truth, the bridge, the dark

1:44.0

tone, darkest night, ours paradoxica, the bright sessions, and the beef on Dairy Network.

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