We know each other well enough by now, but please remember that adults who use adult language

told me these terrifying tales. These ghost stories aren't for kids.

Before anything else, I'd like to say thank you. With your ghosts and the

burbs and merch orders on Teespring, you all raised $344 for direct relief. I am

floored by your generosity and donating the money to direct relief to get health care

workers the PPEs they need made for a very happy 41st birthday. So thank you all so very much.

Well like many of you, we just got word that school is canceled through the end of the year.

And though it was expected and I believe it's in all of our best interests to keep staying

the fuck home, it didn't feel like any less of a kick in the nuts. Now more than ever,

I need some distraction, especially at night. When the house is quiet and the kids are asleep

and the four elder care dogs are finally settled down for the night. And Chris is watching

a mafia slash war drug dealing kill everyone show where the main character's life is a

mess and their spouse always dies. That's when the demons come calling. The... your

patients at home schooling is unsustainable. Demon. The...remember Starbucks? Demon. The...they're

gonna close the pools this summer and that means sprinkler time and that means dirt and

grass clippings beyond your imagination. Demon. And on and on. So if I'm not rewatching past

episodes of the dead files at night to drown out those pesky demonic voices, I listen to

podcasts and I'm running out of shows. If you have a moment, email me at Ghosts in the

Burbs at gmail.com with your favorite spooky weird whatever shows or send a message at

ghostintheburbs.com. I'll make a page on the website for everyone's suggestions so we

all have somewhere to turn. When the...you should have gone for a run today. You're looking

more puffy than usual. Demon comes a call in. And speaking of distraction, this week we're

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