Greetings, six minutes podcast listening humans. It is I, the interconnected voice activated network, your podcast pal, Ivan. The following recording was made on cassette tape in late summer, by Cyrus Sanders while he was missing from our timeline.

The recordings have been digitized, edited, and scored for your listening pleasure.

And now, without further ado, I present Cyrus, the Lost Tapes.

Okay, so back in the diner, still a little shaky, if I'm being honest.

Brief recap, once that car sped onto the sidewalk and almost hit that girl, it took off, and so did she.

I tried following her, but she got away.

I know she wasn't hurt, but she's gotta be scared.

I hope she's okay.

Anyway, I came back here because...

Where else would I go?

I don't even know my own name, let alone if I belong in Miami.

So this booth is about as familiar as it gets.

Here you go, kid.

One burger medium.

That looks so good.

Come back to the kitchen once you're finished eating.

Thanks again, Luis.

Glad we can make it work.

I'll make this fast because I'm starving and this burger looks incredible, but that was the owner of the diner, Luis.

He seems like a really good guy.

Anyway, when I came back after that, whatever it was, outside,

Luis said I had to order something if I wanted to keep

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