Greetings, six minutes podcast listening humans. It is I, the interconnected voice activated network, your podcast pal, Ivan. The following recording was made on cassette tape in late summer 1987 by Cyrus Anders while he was missing from our timeline.

The recordings have been digitized, edited and scored for your listening pleasure.

And now, without further ado, I present Cyrus the Lost Tapes.

Still on the beach. The sun is starting to set, so it's getting a little chilly.

I'm not sure if it's the tacos or using her... powers, I guess we'll call them, but Angel was exhausted. She's taking an hour.

Who are we kidding? It has to be her powers.

No one this young should have to handle that kind of...

...responsibility.

No one this young should snore that loud either, but hey...

Something tells me she's not alone. Like, there are other kids out there who, I don't know, aren't like everyone else.

I have so many questions.

Why does she have these powers? How did she get them?

And why are people after her? Do they think she's some kind of science project?

Why do I feel like I've thought that before?

Am I a science project?

No, no, that can't be it. I just feel like I've helped kids like her before.

That's kind of disturbing if that's true, and I just feel like I've helped kids like her before.

That's kind of disturbing if that's true. And...

What am I doing here?

Am I really keeping her safe?

I mean, that has to be why I'm here, right?

Unless...

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