Out Of Office

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2018

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

"This is a pilgrimage Alvina, a pilgrimage!" The Amelia Project is out of office, and there's a message from the the Amelia team. With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne. Written by Philip Thorne. Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden. For full credits see our website. The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning. Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now. The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Well, hello.
0:03.0	You've reached the Amelia Project.
0:06.0	At the present time, the Amelia team is on annual leave and we are unable to take on any cases.
0:12.0	If your disappearance can wait, call us... unable to take on any cases.
0:12.6	If your disappearance can wait,
0:14.7	call us back in a few weeks.
0:16.9	If it can't wait, then good luck. Back.
0:29.0	One, two, three, four, uh, five, six, seven, seven, eight, 9, 10 cups. 10 cups.
0:55.0	I mean I know he can't use a dishwasher,
1:00.0	but that's one of the reasons why we hire you Joe.
1:04.2	Joey?
1:08.8	Salvatore?
1:20.0	Great. Just great. As if I didn't have enough on my plate, doing the accounts and indexing the case files, Now I have to... Oh, who's this?
1:27.0	Alvina?
1:28.0	I've just finished my 12th cup. On three the enchocolat show,
1:35.0	if you play.
1:36.0	Oh, hang on, 13 is unlucky, isn't it?
1:38.0	Better make that count ours.
1:39.0	Ah, the waiter here is grumpier than a dwarf and snow white,
1:42.0	but the cocoa with the cocoa alvina.
1:43.7	You know it tastes even better when you're really here.
1:45.8	When we have it imported it loses, it loses that satin Jeunoziqua.
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