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Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and getting it.

Raising money so more kids can join scouts and have the sort of experience my son has had this year, which has been fantastic.

$26 from a couple of scouts from the 80s, appreciate that. $50 from what appears to be a cheesecake, one of our favorite clips ever. $200 from Joe's dormant seasoned ribs. That's a story going way back. That's a throwback. Katie, you probably never heard that story. Joe, Joe dropped the ribs he was cooking.

Now, wait a minute.

No, no, no, no.

You got to let me tell the story.

It's my story.

We were having dinner with a couple that we had just met and befriended.

Okay.

And I worked for a very, very long time to cook some delicious baby back ribs.

Took a great deal of care.

And it was at the moment that I was going to bring them to the table that I somehow, in trying to open the back screen door and all, they slid off the platter right onto the doormat.

The doormat where everybody wipes their feet coming in and out of your house.

And it was the sort of doormat that held a great deal of material, okay?

It was not like a shallow one.

It was deep with like bristles and stuff like that.

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