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It is the second annual 4th of July, Ian Fydance episode.

He's back in the mother fucking house.

Yes.

Welcome back.

Thank you for having me. i've been hitting the gym specifically

because last year i didn't like how i looked at my tank top were you tubby dear oh honey

oh honey i've been tummy well you know what you look good because we're here to celebrate

america's birthday thank you this is the fourth of jth of July special. I mean, I have nothing planned

out about the 4th of July. We're going to talk about some American things. Well, let's talk about

the heat. I'm suffering. I don't have AC. A Russian guy came over to look at my unit Saturday. He

walked outside, started laughing, telling me it needs to be replaced. The office is closed. They took Juneteenth and really ran

with it and closed for five days. What are you celebrating for lost time? Well, you're in Brooklyn

here. Yeah, well, I wish him a happy Juneteenth today in classic black late fashion. Anyway,

cut it, Vinnie. I am sweating my ass off. They go, well well he needs you need a condenser i go i looked

at the thing it looks like fucking iran bombed my ac unit it looks like it's blown up you had a bunker

buster i had a bunker buster my ac yeah and so they're like well we have to order apart

we can bring you a fan if you like. And I'm like, oh, cool. A fan. And then you have a cooler with just ice and the fan blowing out. That's like, that's like losing an arm in war. And they're like, well, we can give you a hook. What are you talking about? This isn't helpful. Oh, that's unreal. You said hook. Yeah. We're going to talk about things that we think are American later.

Do you pass a tray? One of the most, oh, you can just ash on the carpet. It's fine. One of the most American things I've ever seen in my life. I was at a dog racing track with my grandfather. Let's go. It was the middle of the day. Here we go. It was the middle of the day at the time.

I'm okay.

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