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Our Wild (But Plausible) Theories on Who Stole the Louvre Jewels

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3.8 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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This week on @betches, Jordana kicks it off with a major life update: two Baby Betches are on the way as she shares a pregnancy announcement!!! Then, we launch Betch of the Year and ask you to submit the most viral 2025 moments. From there, we spiral into parenting trends (how do four year olds know what a labubu is) and the “material things don’t buy happiness” debate. We also break down the Louvre heist (looking forward to the netflix adaptation already), play the “would you turn your partner in?” dilemma, and react to Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard’s anniversary caption. Is dark humor funny on an anniversary post? Plus, Professor Charlie Puth’s pop theory breakdown, Sabrina Carpenter on SNL, and Olivia Rodrigo’s management shake-up. Don’t forget to nominate your favorite person / moment / thing that had the biggest impact on pop culture in 2025 for Betch of The Year at betches.com!!! Go to the Betches YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Friday: Youtube.com/@Betches  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:24.6

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0:34.4

hello and welcome back to ab betches i'm sammy i'm jordana. And I'm Eileen. Do you guys forget? Well, I wasn't sure who's going next. You're always next. Am I? Yeah. You know, they take it out of the outline one time and we fall apart entirely. Match. Well, you can, well, you know. I'm Ron Burgundy. If you want to know who we are.

0:54.6

I'm Alexis.

0:56.0

I'm Hillary.

0:57.3

And I'm Kat.

0:58.4

I don't really think I've agreed to this.

1:01.2

Anyway, watch us on YouTube.

1:03.7

YouTube.com slash at Betches.

1:05.4

Thankfully, they left the URL on here.

1:07.3

So we can remember.

1:09.1

And we have another exciting thing coming out

1:12.6

of betches literally soon um jordanah you you announced something very exciting yesterday yes um i'm

1:21.9

pregnant yay you didn't tell me you guys have known for a bit, I would say.

1:28.6

Sneaky have not said it publicly.

1:31.7

And I also am expecting another baby via surrogacy in winter.

1:37.4

So two new baby batches, two little girls coming this winter.

1:41.6

When it rains it pours.

1:42.9

Yes.

1:44.0

I kept saying that and then I looked it up and apparently it means something bad happens. Yeah. Oh, well, I like rain. And I was saying it for a while, so no. Okay, that depends how you feel about rain. I feel great about rain. I love rain. No, but the technical, like, term apparently means like, when something bad happens, more bad happens. some more bad things. Well, whoever made that up, obviously, is a negative association with rain. If you are in a drought,

2:04.9

you're not going to be. technical like term apparently means like something bad happens more bad well whoever made that

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