Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. That's Oasis right there, back doing shows again. Look at that. If you just came out of a coma recently, you're like, man, nothing in the world has changed. Got everyone fighting about stuff, Oasis playing shows again, and we have... Happy Gilmore's coming out.

New foo fighters to give. We're actually going to give you their new song in just a moment. Foo fighters! Foo fighters! That'll be exciting for you as well. Ali, I think you're smoking all of our asses in the summer bucket list right now. We all had goals that we said at the beginning of the summer and I don't,

I have not done my, I haven't crunched the numbers, but I have not done a lot of reading. I'll put

it that way. Well, the things on the summer bucket list were to go on a road trip that's at least

six hours. And you were just bragging about that you. I did not only a six hour road trip,

I did an eight hour straight drive only stopping once, which I know that I brag about things that aren't really accomplishments, but I do believe that's a big accomplishment.

Eight hours, nonstop? There's probably someone listening right now who's been on the road twice as long.

Eight hours with only one stop and a three-year-old in the back seat. Did drug them, melatonin the kid? Come on. No, I did the best hack, which is my new hack now for vacation is when you get back, leave Saturday night, the Saturday night before everybody hits the road on Sunday. It's not a hack. Yeah, I left at 5 p.m. got here. It's like what AAA says every year.

They're like to avoid the Sunday after holidays. Yeah, yeah, but but leaving at 5 p.m. is perfect because

everyone's out enjoying their last night for their vacation. So nobody thinks to drive home at that time.

The traffic is nothing. You don't have any lines at the in and out that you want to

stop at. There's always lines. There wasn't. Really? Yeah. And I got home at 1 a.m. And it was perfect

because he slept from 9 o'clock till the rest of the, he slept half the drive. So it's perfect.

You think an 8-hour drive one-stop is bragworthy?

Oh, yeah, because not only do you have to time out your liquid intake and your pee, you also have to time out the, you have to find the best gas station and the cheapest gas station to go to. You have to find that one stop that's perfect, timing-wise, gas-wise, and food-wise.

So finding that is tough. I found a rest stop that had a good

El Pollo Loco, a cheap gas station, and I cammilled it and didn't really drink a whole lot until

probably two to three hours into the drive, knowing that I wasn't going to stop to pee until the

midway point.

That's got to be hard being a lesbian because you have two female bladders.

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