Did you get arrested that night?

Oh my god.

Plenty of ways to hurt yourself on a dirt bike, but eating the front fender isn't one of them.

People like Ken or rappers or whoever's like, I gotta have.

I started out making thirst traps on TikTok.

And I'm...

Short of giving me a job, this is the nicest thing you've ever done for me.

When's last time you farted, Ryan?

It's actually funny.

With the Utah trip coming up, I was thinking about it.

Somebody's going to hear it.

Hey, before you answer, I'm glad you asked, but I'm like sitting over here, like,

are we really starting off our 2025 podcast like this?

Dude, sometimes you got to hit people with the hard questions, hard to answer questions.

Well, it goes with the start of the year because, you know, obviously it's the start of the year.

You got to start a bunch of unreasonably unachievable you know resolutions

right you're farting and someone hearing it is an unachievable resolution no you got the guy stumbling

no i just i started drinking less pop so then i started drinking these olipop things they're like

probiotic sodas probiotic yeah it absolutely yeah. It absolutely, I woke myself up last. You actually farted. I mean, yeah. Did anybody hear this? It just is like inconsiderate. Can we call Alon Joe? To like, I would be like tightening the lugs on my truck and then Evan would walk by and go like, I feel that that's inconsiderate.

That is.

If rolls were reversed,

I would go, hmm, I'm going to walk over and grab a water and then maybe just like distance myself. Yeah, I don't know, right. It's just suspicious that we've been friends for about 15 years. I've never heard you fart. That's all we're saying. I don't know about you, but normally, if I got a fart, I'm not walking 50 feet away.

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