Hard of a minute, it's a drinking time.

If somebody out there deserves to be recognized.

Austin Kino!

And the men's room knows just who it is.

It's Austin Kino!

So do you, we say?

Bottom's up, sailor.

Austin Kino!

You're the toast of our shots of the day.

Good job, it isn't as usual.

We had to see Drink Jazz can't seem to throw hell

to find out who we're toasting.

Yes, indeed.

And today we toast an unidentified man from somewhere.

All we had was a sad picture and an explanation

for the sad picture.

Ted, you accidentally reminded me of this today

was something you brought up to us, all right?

So in a nutshell, our honoree put in a full day's work

chopping firewood.

And not a little firewood.

This dude hand-chopped two years worth of firewood.

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