Our Second to Last Episode
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
It’s been an amazing 8 years backseaters, but it looks like this minivan of a podcast is finally taking that offramp home. After much consideration we’ve made the decision to pack up the show, this being the second to the last to go. We explain why and spend our time looking back on some of our favorite moments, catch phrases, stranger dangers, and unexpected highs that took us to the viral stratosphere. In the meantime, email us and let us know about some of your favorites, as we intent to wrap next week’s final episode sharing about your journeys with us. Hard to believe it, but as they say, “All good (and bad?) things…must come to an end.”
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, welcome to don't make me come Back There. We are funny podcasts about family. |
| 0:22.4 | My name is Dustin Nickerson. |
| 0:23.6 | I'm standing up comedian, the host of the aforementioned podcast. |
| 0:27.1 | And alongside me in our state-of-the-art recording studio above Public Square Coffee in downtown LaMesa, California is my lovely wife and my co-hosts, my best friend, Melissa Nickerson. Hey there. We went to Kaiser before this. This is literally the nicest she's ever looked at Kaiser. Yeah. All the pharmacy assistants were like, what are you doing? What? Got a hold of you. They know me well. And it was empty, you said. They know me well. Oh my gosh, you go to Kaiser at 9 a.m. The pharmacy is empty. Still not worth it. Still not worth starting your day at the doctor. I know. Just, you know, you can't get everything through mail order. And that's a problem. It's interesting, though. because... I have to go to Kaiser all the time. |
| 1:11.0 | Yeah, it's interesting because, you know, seniors are in hospitals |
| 1:15.0 | and you would, doctor's office, and you would think that they were... |
| 1:18.9 | Maybe that's kind of... |
| 1:20.2 | They're not in the pharmacy yet. |
| 1:21.1 | Maybe nine is not a good hour for them because they're up early, early, |
| 1:25.4 | and then you get them in their afternoon wave. |
| 1:27.9 | I think kind of the earliest appointment you can get at a, like a medical facility is maybe like eight. |
| 1:34.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:35.4 | You know? |
| 1:36.8 | Well, I'll tell you that Costco gas was very full across the street still. |
| 1:42.1 | Yeah, all the seniors are at Costco at 9 a.m. not the Kaiser Pharmacy. They're going to stop next. Yeah, 9 a.m. is... They get their executive membership at 9 a.m. Yeah. Gas up. That's a higher value access. Yeah. And the Kaiser opening. 9 a.m. is lunch hour at Costco for the seniors. |
| 2:01.9 | Get their hot dogs. |
| 2:02.8 | Yeah, that's brush. |
| 2:03.6 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 2:06.3 | We're at the day starting to wrap up. |
| 2:10.1 | And with us, of course, is Andy Laura. |
| 2:11.4 | Good to see, Andy. |
| 2:14.5 | Speaking of wrapping up. |
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