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Our Police Have Failed Us - Leftovers #15

H3 Podcast

Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.824.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2022

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of LEFTOVERS Ethan & Hasan unpack the unhinged right wing response to the tragic events in Texas this week, and how the police were less than useless in protecting the innocent victims and their families.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome everybody to a secure location underground and our nuclear silo. This is the left over.

0:10.6

That's right. Coming to you, Law from Houston, Texas. We're going to be at the NRA gun lobby.

0:16.7

We've moved our location over to Texas. A lot more safe there. We're going to be attending

0:23.6

the NRA convention in Houston. Well, what's tomorrow?

0:27.2

You know, what's safer than the NRA because they say good guys with guns. Oh, wait, guns aren't

0:31.4

allowed in the gun. That's right. Yeah, that's right. We're going to the NRA convention.

0:36.2

I will be bringing my gun. I do not care. It's so I will be bringing my weapons to the NRA

0:42.5

convention tomorrow. This is parody. Okay. Please do not seek service. Do not call me.

0:46.7

It's too late, brother. They're on their way. Yeah.

0:49.0

Son wants bad stuff to happen to black people. Oh, wait. Oh, son. Okay. No. Already this early.

0:57.3

Just just. Yeah, it's just I don't know how those NRA guys are okay being so unsafe with guns band.

1:04.9

I mean, I don't I don't understand. We're jumping right into it. Don't you have like some

1:09.1

some plugs or something? Yeah, so thank you to DoorDash, okay, who's sponsoring us today.

1:13.4

And also a quick shout out to Eva who's dropping. Yeah, my wife, Eva Klein, the

1:21.4

damn you know, you look fine. That's crazy. That's pretty cool. Dude, I don't usually do this, but

1:31.0

no, we're hoping that's a while. I don't I don't usually brag about this kind of stuff, but

1:37.4

we've hooked up. I can't believe we're you're lying to me at the beginning of the

1:42.6

Elyklin. Oh, yeah, our moral combat collab just dropped. Teddy fresh moral combat. It's

1:49.5

it's just these cool t-shirts. You got Raiden. Fucking Raiden, bro.

1:57.1

It is my boy Kai. Oh, yeah, you're dude. It's your friend Kai again.

2:01.9

Rocking. That's so funny. Small world, eh? We've got sub zero, of course.

2:10.3

And then finally, Scorpion, who could forget.

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