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Blank Check with Griffin & David

Our Performance Review - The Phantom Podcast

Blank Check with Griffin & David

Blank Check Productions / Talkhouse

Tv & Film, Comedy, Film Reviews, Society & Culture

4.76.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2015

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

In the fifth installment of the only podcast that exclusively talks about the Phantom Menace, Griffin and David look to the movie’s cast and rate all the major players–actor by actor. From finding Ewan McGregor’s Obi-Wan Kenobi weak to Natalie Portman performance as the split roles of Queen Amidala/Padmé not horrible (and she goes on to future successes okay!) to even Tony award winning Ian McDiarmid as Senator Palpatine just really having fun and bringing it. Also, Poor poor Jake Lloyd. How do the boys rankings reflect on the film overall? Does their critiques live up to the overwhelming criticism that revolves around this movie? Plus, Griffin’s chance encounter with Liam Neeson, who brings an authority called for in the role as Qui-Gon Jinn and has got gravitas for days. Join our Patreon for franchise commentaries and bonus episodes. Follow us @blankcheckpod on Instagram, Threads, Facebook and X! Buy some real nerdy merch. Connect with other Blankies on our Reddit or Discord For anything else, check out BlankCheckPod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, all you jetty nights out there. Welcome to the Phantom podcast. I'm Griffin Newman.

0:29.1

I'm David Sims. Function is a slight time delay. Yep, sorry.

0:32.8

It's a good surname. We are preoccupied looking at our phones because we're going to do

0:36.0

something a little bit different on this episode of the Phantom podcast. Of the Phantom podcast,

0:41.4

the podcast about Star Wars episode one, The Phantom Menace, film released in 1999 by Director George

0:46.8

Lucas. This fourth film. It was meant to be a big expansive sci-fi saga. Well, it's a big expansive

0:52.3

movie. Yes, unfortunately, he never got to make any sequels. As far as we know. So this is the first

0:57.9

and only Star Wars movie to the best of our knowledge. And if anyone were to reference anything

1:02.0

about other Star Wars movies, we'd call them a fool. We'd be baffled. Those films don't exist.

1:07.6

Last week we deconstructed his director's commentary and he kept on saying, oh, this is a recurring

1:14.0

theme through all the Star Wars movies. You idiot. Focus on one movie at a time. You've only made

1:19.4

one film. That was a real problem. Yes, a real problem last week. You made four movies, but only one

1:25.5

of them is a Star Wars film. You made THX 1138, American Graffiti. I think there's one other one

1:31.6

and then Star Wars episode one, The Phantom Menace. Something in the 70s. Of course, as always, we have

1:37.7

with us here, the bendooster himself, the produrer, producer Ben. Hello, Fennel.

1:43.5

Oh, man, I'm going to see something that makes sense. Hello, gentlemen. Okay. Hello, Fennel.

1:47.5

Producer Ben, you are not allowed to edit that out. And now hello, Fennel is our

1:51.2

catchphrase. No, editing that out. You're not. You're not. Hello, Fennel. Hello, Fennel.

1:56.3

Hello, Fennel. We're going to make hello Fennel T-shirts. It was like, it was fellas and

2:00.2

gentlemen all wrapped up in the one. Hey, it was perfect. And now we have a catchphrase.

2:03.8

We have a catchphrase. Did you know what T-shirt? Now I got both.

2:07.7

Producer Ben's going to play an important part in this week's episode because this week we're

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