Our Ode to Ear Biscuits | Ear Biscuits Ep. 498

Ear Biscuits with Rhett & Link

Mythical

Comedy

4.9 • 25.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

The time has come, dear Ear Biscuiteer. In this episode, Rhett & Link are going through your favorite episodes, their favorite memories, and making a one stop shop anthology of the top Ear Biscuits episodes throughout the years. A huge thank you to YOU for listening. We bid you adieu… for now.

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0:00.0	This, this, this is mythical. This festive season of McDonald's Get, wrenched deals every day. Okay, okay, but a sausage sandwich for just... Let's see, 9-9P. Six chigger macnuggets for just... 9-9P. Ha! Fine. Get grinched deals every day in the McDonald's app. 18 plus app only ends 24th of December.
0:21.9	One use per offer.
0:22.5	Please apply to delivery.
0:23.3	Participation varies.
0:24.1	Tise and Cs apply.
0:28.2	Welcome to Ear Biscuits, the podcast.
0:31.7	We're two lifelong friends.
0:33.7	Talk about life for a long time.
0:37.2	I'm Rhett.
0:38.8	And I'm Link this week at the roundtable of dim lighting.
0:43.2	We are saying goodbye for now to this wonderful podcast that we have shared with you.
0:55.0	Do you plan on crying?
0:57.0	No.
0:58.0	Well, that's the best kind of crying is unplanned.
1:01.0	I know. I think that, that, yeah, you don't want to plan to cry.
1:06.0	That's kind of...
1:07.0	Do I expect to cry?
1:09.0	If you're a key witness in a case that's important to you,
1:14.6	are you the mother of the perpetrator?
1:17.6	Are you speaking from experience?
1:19.6	I'm not the mother of anybody.
1:22.6	Well, that's a good point.
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