Leo, we think we're out of the woods with COVID. I know.

And what do they hit us with?

Fucking monkey pox.

Monkey pox. A lot of people are saying they rather die than contract monkey pox because of the side effects.

Craters in your face, Danny, craters.

I figure there'd be craters around your anus, around your penis, it goes all the way up to the face.

To the face, my man.

You better pray, you don't contract.

Are you kidding me if I?

First of all, if I get it, it's almost like a way of coming out of the closet, right?

It's like, I got monkey pox boys and you guys look at me and you go well we always knew that you were gay and I go yeah I am gay I was having

anal sex with a man that is the only way to get monkey pox pretty much only Only way well or you can be like the adopted

child of a gay family and if one of the the adults puts you in a headlock or

something maybe. Yeah so there's close contact with a monkey box will get you.

How do you get...

No, I don't think so.

It will.

There were children's minors that were in proximity of an adult who had contracted it.

So the idea is if you're a gay man and you have an adopted son from Cambodia

and you guys are having a pool party and you play chicken and he's up on your shoulders?

Really?

You could give him monkey pox.

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