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The Leo & Danny Show

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The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Stand-up, Comedy

3.5983 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2022

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Leo, we think we're out of the woods with COVID. I know. And what do they hit us with? Fucking monkey pox. Monkey pox. A lot of people were saying they'd rather die than contract monkey pox because of the side effects. The side of-ifers in your face, Danny, craters. I figured there'd be craters around your anus, around your penis. It goes all the way up to the face.

0:22.1

To the face, my man.

0:22.9

You better pray. You don't contract. Are you kidding me? If I... First of all, if I get it, it's almost like a wave coming out of the closet, right? It's like, I got monkeypox boys, and you guys look at me and you go, well, we always knew that you were gay. and I go, yeah, I am gay.

0:37.6

I was having anal sex with a man

0:39.1

because that is the only way to get monkeypox pretty much, right? Only way, only way. Well, or you can be like the adopted child of a gay family, and if one of the adults puts you in a headlock or something, maybe. Yeah. So there's close contact with monkeypox will get you the idea. How do? No, I don't think so. It will. There were children's minors that were in proximity of an adult who had contracted it. So the idea is if you're a gay man and you have an adopted son from Cambodia and you guys are having a pool pool party, and you play chicken, and he's up on your shoulders.

1:13.3

Really?

1:14.0

You could give him monkey box.

1:15.3

You don't think he was just molesting the kids?

1:19.8

Like, what do you mean?

1:20.5

He might have been.

1:21.7

I don't want to accuse anybody of that,

1:24.2

because I assume, or rather I hope,

1:27.2

they interviewed that child and asked them

1:29.2

what happened. But I guess it did get reported that the child of a gay person had monkey box.

1:35.2

Well, close contact. That's what you hope. But who knows? Okay. But yeah. Now in regards to

1:42.2

Dino, Danny. Yeah. Well, you said Leo that a lot of people are wishing for death instead of having monkeypox.

1:49.2

I mean, we got a guy we can not talk to about it because he doesn't have a microphone and we like it that way.

1:53.8

Right.

1:54.1

But just Dino has monkey pox.

1:56.0

Dino, we wanted to make this announcement.

1:59.2

Dino has contracted

2:00.8

monkey pox

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