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Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Our Most Unhinged Childhood Fears

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

News, Society & Culture, Comedy, Music, Music History, Entertainment News

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

From butt-biting dinosaurs and pool sharks to killer cows and haunted dolls, the crew confesses the totally irrational fears that kept them up at night as kids—and honestly, some that still do.

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.5

Guaranteed human.

0:05.7

Get your hands together.

0:07.2

We're going to start to party.

0:09.3

I'm ready to party.

0:11.0

The Elvis Duran After Party.

0:15.3

It is the After-party podcast.

0:23.0

Let's go!

0:24.0

Yay!

0:26.4

That's right, Scarry.

0:27.7

Scary's here, and there's Garrett in the house, and I see Nate, I see Gandhi, I see Danielle.

0:33.9

Am I missing anyone?

0:35.1

Me!

0:36.4

Oh, Andy!

0:37.3

Andy Kane is here, and we thought today's podcast would be a thought-provoking question from

0:43.3

Andy Kane.

0:44.3

Yes, Andrew.

0:45.3

What's today's question?

0:46.3

My question is the irrational fear you had as a child and I, boy, do I have a couple of

0:53.3

them. Irrational? Irrational. Yeah. Irrational. Yeah. I used to have a dream when I was a kid, nightmares when I was a kid. I went to, my mom took me two at the bathroom and she said, go and use the bathroom, I go in and close the door. And it was this old sink. We had the cold knob on the left and the knob on the right. I would reach up up to turn on the sink to wash my hands and hands would come out and try to pull me and suck me into the wall. It would try to suck me into the wall. And I had this nightmare all the time. All the time. Okay. Mine was, I thought there were sharks in the pool. Like, I don't know why. How could a shark get in my pool?

1:28.0

I don't know. But in my head, every time I'd swim, especially in the deeper end, all of a sudden you'd be like, but what if there was a shark? Like, what if it just popped up out of nowhere through the filter? Same. I feel out. Yeah. For sure. I mean, it couldn't, actually. could it? Exactly, but it's the same way that hands aren't coming through your faucet.

1:45.9

That could happen.

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