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I got a new kind of facial product. Yeah.

It's those little little things you put underneath your eyes for the bags or whatever.

But it's in such a weird compartment kind of packaging. And there's a lot of liquid involved in it.

I would like to I was like a visual. Yeah. A lot of it fell on my bed.

As I was opening the packaging. Oh yeah. You got to open that straight up.

Joe, so I'm just I'm kind of used to the individual birds bees packaging. You rip them open. They're a little slimy. But there's no excess liquid.

I'm not opening a fucking package of turkey breast and then all the liquid falls out. There's nothing like that.

I'm just getting the two things I saw from under my eyes and try to look less like a zombie.

There's some extra like juice and like slime on the top right. But it's not I you know if if you put me if you put me with a lie detector test and said Andy if you are true or false.

Andy, if you are true or false any outcome Andy any outcome of this you're screwed and if you're true and or false Andy if you don't answer correctly.

You're going to kill you like death penalty right gun in your head. Yeah. And in that moment they said is this liquid or like is this closer to liquid or closer to solid.

I would say closer to solid. Plane issue because it you can't really like I can't tip it out and it's like a blizzard DQ blizzard.

It's like one of those it's like when they try to make like a watery caramel sauce on the great bitters bake off. But then somehow it caramelizes too much.

It's not liquid but it's also not a solid dangerous game. How far in between course that other voice you're hearing people who are listening on podcast services around the globe is it's Christmas in October.

Miss Joey no well.

Well so Andy here's the problem with those I things is that you just have to imagine all of the liquid slash solids that are on the inside of the individual packaging.

You put it all together because there's like 10 or 20 of them in there and then it becomes a little Lucy, you know, because also are the ones that you have in there are they more of a jelly texture or like a very jelly.

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