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We've all let out a fart and pretended it wasn't us. No, we all got to eat and we're all going to die. Oh. Have you heard that before? No, first time. This is a hot dog is a sandwich. Ketchup is a smoothie. Yeah, I put ice in my cereal. So what? That makes no sense. A hot dog is a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich. What? Welcome to our podcast, A Hot Dog is a sandwich. Have you heard that one before? I haven't, this is the first time I've been here. God dang, she doesn't watch any of the content. I kind of really respect that. They welcome my coworker, Lily CousBarola. You're still listed as Lily Cousins in the script.

Oh, yeah. I changed my name. Your name. Legally, though, the paperwork came through?

Lily Habui Barola. It's on my license and passport. Nice. Nice. That's really exciting. We'll get that change for you. First time of the podcast.

Sure, yeah. Yeah, yeah. First time. I think I was on the podcast, like, in first first time uh first time of the podcast uh sure yeah yeah first time i think i was

on the podcast like in the first two weeks that i was here i think you were we did something about

like our michelin our michelin stars overrated yeah and look how much you've grown since then you

were so nervous back then you were shaking i could i could hear your boots rattling under the table. I'm just always wearing boots. But no, today we're talking about how to fart in public and get away with it. Now, I go to the gym most mornings, and I'm, you know, doing a lot of work on the treadmill and an elliptical. And the way that it kind of moves your body, right?

When you wake up, it's getting a lot of gases out.

It's like when you have a baby and you move their legs like that, it's really cute. And then they fart. Yeah, that's almost essentially what I'm doing. Yeah. You know what I mean? But what I do is I make sure to go all the way in the corner and then if people come by and smell it, I just point at somebody else and go, ew.

Have you really done that? go all the way in the corner, and then if people come by and smell it, I just point at somebody

else and go, ew.

Have you really done that?

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