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All Things Internet's podcast

Our Mics Work!

All Things Internet's podcast

Rachel Ballinger

Comedy

4.86.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2018

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

It took 9 episodes for us to figure out our mics. WOW! Obviously we talk about Kanye and Yodeling boy's single.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to all things internet. I'm your host Rachel Valinger and I'm here with my lovely mother of all the mother. She is my mother. Say hello mom.

0:11.0

Hello mom. Her name is Gwen. I've never said that. Oh, I probably have. Okay. So I don't know if we sound different to you guys.

0:18.0

I hope we do because I just figured out my microphones.

0:23.0

Yeah. This entire time I was using the computer microphone without realizing it and my dad.

0:33.0

I was like, why isn't the built in microphone working? My dad goes, the built in what's in the computer and all of the light bulbs that have ever gone on in the world went on in my head.

0:42.0

And I was like, oh, there it is. So we just fiddled with this whole thing for like ever and the microphone and I think we have perfected it to the extent that we can tonight.

0:55.0

Is that called a soundboard? Is that what that is? It's a mixer. A mixer. It's a mixer. Got it. You know, like you mix the cookies. I mix the noises.

1:02.0

I'm really hoping that this is picking it up correctly. Oh my goodness. That was that we'd listen to it and we both went, oh.

1:12.0

All right. So this episode is brought to you by my father's comment because without it, you'd still have bad sound quality.

1:21.0

I couldn't figure out why I was always loud. My mom was always soft. It's because the laptop is right in front of me.

1:27.0

It's facing me because I have all the, I kind of scripted out. I don't script out. I come up with the things we're going to talk about the games and the questions.

1:34.0

Fix the topics, the topics of the day and the headlines and I put it in front of me. So I'm loud and you're not. Well, that's okay.

1:43.0

I mean, I am louder than you normally in life. Sometimes you can be. Sometimes I mean, depending on what we're discussing, but I just, I don't know.

1:52.0

But you fixed it. It's happening. It's going to. I mean, we're going to listen to this afterwards. And if it's not perfect, we're redoing it, mom.

2:00.0

Okay.

2:01.0

Oh, okay. I just, this is the way it has been lifted.

2:05.0

Time for the news of the day.

2:08.0

Mom, did you see that Kanye went crazy on Twitter?

2:11.0

I heard something of that. He, he, he's Kanye. He's never going to do anything normal. And I think that's his brand.

2:18.0

So I don't, I don't know why people were surprised when he started saying how much he loved Trump.

2:24.0

He likes to be controversial. Yes. And his whole thing is that he's a free thinker. And we weren't letting him be a free thinker.

2:30.0

Because we all say that Trump is bad and things of that nature. And we were all mad at him and kept saying the mob mentality.

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