My house got broken into one time.

They tried to steal my uncle's identity.

What? What?

The cops walk up to her and they're like,

Hey, we found this man in your house.

And he's saying that he's David.

And he like has all the information on David.

He had taken a shower, like made himself breakfast.

The cops said-

He was really playing the role of I am David.

I think we all could use some constructive criticism on the pod.

And I think that that is Mab.

So Mab, you can now go around and share what mine is.

I'm gonna get so much trouble for saying this.

The problem is you look at things from a perspective of like,

you're better than everyone else.

What the?

Oh, things just got good.

I'm here for the drama.

Yeah.

Okay, is no one gonna talk about it?

Hi!

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