Our Guests Owe Us Money (with Sean Clements)

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2022

⏱️ 109 minutes

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The podcasting world was rocked by scandal last week when it was revealed that guests have been paying up to $50,000 to appear on podcasts. Which means one thing. Our past guests owe us A LOT of money! Tom and Julie welcome past guest Sean Clements (Hollywood Handbook) to discuss a payment plan. Plus Tom and Julie dictate an email for Producer Brett to send to podcast guest marketplace Guestio. An in-depth reinvestigation of the Robert Loggia Minute Maid commercial. Tom and Julie come up with two new hit stage shows - Boomerpalooza and A Totally Effed Up Christmas, featuring Charlie Claus, Gacy the Red Nosed Murderer, Jack Skellington jerking off, raccoons, Jersey Mike's, and more. Also Frank Sinatra, Sonny & Cher, Producer Brett tries to negotiate a repeat, Ed Gains: Fashion Influencer, Arthur Murray's Wild West Dance Studio, Bloomberg's Gonna Win!, Jordan Peterson is The Fly, Skrillex, Mumford and Sons, We Built This City on Rock 'n Roll (But This is Not a Rock Song), Easy Money, James Franco as Fidel Castro, Madonna's Bored Ape, and Patrick Schwarzenegger is rude at restaurants. "Podcast Guests Are Paying Up to $50,000 to Appear on Popular Shows" https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-08-03/podcast-guests-can-pay-big-money-to-be-on-top-shows Robert Loggia Minute Maid Commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZIzRqDOSZo BUY TICKETS TO DOUBLE THREAT LIVE! 2ND NEW YORK DATE ADDED! *September 28 2022 - Los Angeles - Lodge Room - https://www.lodgeroomhlp.com/shows/double-threat-podcast *October 21 2022 - Brooklyn - The Bell House - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/double-threat-hosted-by-julie-klausner-tom-scharpling-tickets-330645087357 JOIN FOREVER DOG PLUS FOR VIDEO EPISODES, AD-FREE EPISODES, & BONUS CONTENT: http://foreverdog.plus JOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS: *Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx *Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriends DOUBLE THREAT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat SEND SUBMISSIONS TO: [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT: https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	forever
0:03.8	Frank Sinatra it was so lazy. I
0:07.1	cannot think of a lazier
0:10.1	Performer. He's also one of those people who were just like
0:14.2	He's a classless human
0:16.6	Yes, who because he wears a tuxedo, right? It's something like I'm classy
0:22.8	Right, and you slabs aren't classy like I'm classy and you're just like no
0:28.6	You're just wearing a tuxedo. You're trash in a tuxedo. You know who also wears a tuxedo? My cat
0:36.2	Your cat doesn't and Jimmy jazz does not unlike Frank Sinatra. Yeah, does not take that tuxedo off
0:43.1	Yeah, that's true. He's always classy
0:46.3	Well, he's always wearing it, but he shits in a box. You don't know how to use no turl it. I'm so did Frank Sinatra
0:53.0	That's what I'm saying. Where's my box?
0:55.5	Joey
0:58.6	Don't Joey Bishop to go get my box
1:25.0	I
1:36.4	Love
1:38.4	the part in the
1:41.0	Frank Sinatra documentary where
1:44.3	Me a Pharaoh talked about how the first time he saw Janice Joplin. He could not make sense of her
1:50.1	He's like where's her? Where's her false eyelashes? How come she's not wearing sequins? Yeah
1:57.9	First share this broad first share and now this
2:03.8	Like share where was lashes and sequins, but share would still have been just like like scary to him
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