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Chuckle Sandwich

Chuckle Sandwich & Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.9 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich, we are done clowning around. Schlatt recounts his meat mishaps, Charlie speaks about his experiences at clown school, and Ted talks about the great black void after death.

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0:00.0	Okay, Shlatt, I have a question for you.
0:02.5	Yeah, what's up?
0:03.7	How would you feel if Charlie and I revealed something really embarrassing to you right now that we've sort of had in the works for a while, but we think this is gone on too long.
0:15.4	Is it about me?
0:16.7	Yeah, no, it's about you. It's a little thing that we've got going on.
0:22.2	Charlie and I have hired a hitman, more like a hit barber.
0:27.2	This, oh, this little thing.
0:30.0	We've sent someone that's going to come to your house in about a month or so and they're going to, they're going to shave those mutton chops off.
0:36.3	You're going to lose them.
0:38.4	I'd like to see them try.
0:40.4	I'd like to see them try.
0:41.6	Here's what I can do.
0:42.5	Ted, no, no, no, because there's something I always sleep with that keeps me safe that night.
0:52.3	Monkeys.
0:52.8	No, you're going to hit you're going to monkey.
0:54.2	I'm not in the face of a barber.
0:57.7	Do a dissing his, this thing is 30 pounds.
1:00.0	You really think that'll stop the Pope?
1:00.8	He's showing us a statue of the monkey with the nuts right now.
1:04.4	It's like a bronze statue that he's got.
1:06.6	Oh, Jesus fucking.
1:07.6	He's literally licking his nuts.
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