Tonight is a first for us.

I'm not freaking out. You are.

Hello and welcome to a dick to the mouse.

Today is Saturday, September 10th, even though you're hearing this on the 14th or after.

We are headed to Halloween horror nights. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I have a lot of anxiety.

Thank you for joining us for this podcast. If you are not the scared, loving type, and you don't want to hear things being described of Halloween horror nights,

then this might

not be the episode for you because we are going to take you along and describe everything

that we are seeing.

Yes.

Yeah, our intention here because we have absolutely no idea what we're doing is to fail miserably

in that journey and take you along with this.

So hopefully you'll learn something.

And just in case anybody actually wants to put themselves through this at some potential date in the future,

or if you just want to laugh along with us as we get scared out of our minds.

But Halloween Horonites Universal recommends no one under the age of 13 attend,

just because it is definitely scary, whereas

Mickey's not so scary is, well, not so scary. So we will be describing in detail probably

some gore and horror type stuff. So anyway, this is your warning. If you don't want to hear it, turn it off now.

And we're bringing our 16-year-old along with us. So how are you feeling about the event?

I'm feeling great, not nervous at all. I will conquer this. And yeah.

All lies. All lies. So it is three o'clock three p.m. and we are making our way over to

...