Yeah, I have some beef with you, bro. I really do.

I know.

So Joe and I were fucking calling breakfast places, right?

We called like three breakfast places, and every time we called,

they would say like, hey, we're not actually not serving breakfast anymore,

because we were looking for a place that did, because it's kind of late, whatever.

And Joe's a hang up answer, like when he gets uncomfortable with something,

and he gets like the answer he's not looking for, he goes,

okay, great, we'll call you back.

Why do you tell them where you're gonna call them back?

Bro, what? What? What? What can you possibly say right now that's gonna be smart?

Why is it matter?

Because why not just say, okay, thank you so much.

Have a good day, like that's all you need to say.

Have you ever worked in retail? They don't give a shit.

Okay, I'll call you back. It's just way quicker.

They're like, okay, cool. Why are you, like, that you're giving them false hope?

What if they're sitting by the phone, and they're like, they're looking at it,

and like, why isn't he called back?

I highly doubt Rachel, who's 21.

Okay, okay, you know I was kidding about that, but why not just say, like, come on,

like, just say that you're gonna fucking thank you so much, have a good day.

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