Our Chanukah and or Hanukkah Episode

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7 • 649 Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Get ready for the festival of lights that lasts eight nights with about half a dozen TV specials and movies that you can enjoy gelt free every Chanukah! Jake talks about growing up Jewish and celebrating a traditional Chanukah, Mike explains what it's like only be half Jewish and never more than half interested in Chanukah and Holden keeps talking about how Christmas is better even though we know it's better. What's nerdier than spinning a dreidel and eating bread the way you were supposed to thousands of years ago? Yes we gush over Rugrats but also talk about the newfangled trend of Hallmark Chanukah movies, and our Hebrew lord and savior, Adam Sandler. Want even more Nerd of Mouth? Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nerdofmouth

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0:00.0	Nerd a mouth.
0:19.8	Hanukkah is nice, but why is it that Santa passes over my house every year?
0:27.9	And instead of eating ham, I have to eat kosher lotkies.
0:33.3	Instead of silent night, I sing,
0:35.8	Achuchakokovish.
0:38.2	And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles?
0:41.9	Tell me, please.
0:44.4	I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.
0:48.8	I would be merry, but I'm Hebrew on Christmas.
0:56.3	Oh, what's going on in that house across the street?
0:58.6	Jingle bell, digabell bell, rock.
1:01.7	Look at my cock.
1:03.2	It's bigger than yours.
1:06.6	I have yet to see a Redditor post their cool 3D hologram laser projected super mega mix Hanukkah house.
1:15.6	I will say it's just a humble candelabra in the windowsill.
1:20.1	You all ready for Brice?
1:25.1	A little dreidel made of clay.
1:27.3	That's what you get.
1:28.6	Welcome to Nerd of Mouth's episode on, what are we even calling us how weird honnicas and poplature.
1:34.8	This is going to be, I feel like a two-parter where we're going to cover what makes a good Christmas movie.
1:40.9	But first, we're going to do what makes a good Hanukkah, whatever you get.
1:45.3	It's not even what makes a good. It's just what makes.
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