They finally figured out a way to make a Windows PC easy to use.

Exchange it for a Macintosh.

Did you say they're a sea?

Hello! Welcome to Cogassee Best 30 plus Macintosh.

I shocked you. You were expecting me to hit that high note.

I'm your host, everybody. Join me today. He knows when you've been writing. He knows you're spilling mistakes.

He's gonna whip your hind end if you type too slow. So type fast for goodness' takes.

He's eventually gonna have a call to back.

Ooh, it's walls is here!

Make me sound like some kind of editorial crampus.

Oh, man. I should've done that. Santa style, shouldn't I?

No!

I was impressed that I hit that high note too. So for those of you who can tell,

man, I'm sick.

Again, I don't know what's going on, man.

So I keep taking COVID tests. They keep coming back negative.

So like two weeks ago, I got a killer sore throat and then I had a low grade fever.

And I was like, oh no, did I get the new strain?

It improved.

As I always do, I waited too long to take the test and I took it, came back negative.

And then three or four days later, I started feeling a lot better.

And then I stupidly went to a Christmas party and had drinks,

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