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This is a mini because it's shameful.

I'm hoping it's only on Patreon.

Well, but what did I text you?

Would I ask you today before you came here?

Are you allergic to cats?

And she just said, I'm not even going to ask why i just i said yes

as long as i don't touch them i'm fine if they're like in the house it's okay and she goes you're

not going to wonder why and i'm like i mean there's nothing normal about you so i'm assuming

that you having cat something's something's up but i'm not worried

about why so i'm taking the baby for a walk around the lake and i see these two boys

this is the crazy fucking sorry and i'm probably not going to believe it but these two boys are just

chilling like uh in the street and they got a cat with them I'm like, I go out of my sister and I go, that's the coolest cat ever. It's just, like, chilling. Like, that's so weird. So. At what color is it? Black. Looks like, like, like, a Halloween story. Yeah, exactly. Like Salem. This is getting spooky. So I'm like, hey, boys, I like your cat because I'm fucking weird. Is you're weird? And they'd be like, Mom, I'm scared. Come get me. Oh, hey, it gets better. So they're like, thanks. It's not our cat. I'm like, cool. Whose cat is it? And they're like, we don't know. We're trying to find out. And I'm like, oh, that's cute, whatever.

So my sister and I keep going on our walk. And like 45 minutes later, we come back. And the boys are a little further down the street. And there's the fucking cat, chilling. I'm like, guys, what's going on? They're like, we rang every block, like every house on the block. and we can't find whose cat this is.

And I look at this cat.

I'm like, this cat's not going to make it through the night. It's sitting in the street like mellow as fuck. The boys would just pick it up, bring it a few, like to the houses and it would just sit with them. And I'm like, fuck, I go to my sister alone. I'm like, we gotta take this cat. It's gonna like, it's little, it's baby. I pet it.

It purrs, but it's like bones.

Aw. I go to my sister and I'm like we gotta take this cat. It's gonna like it's little, it's baby, I pet it hers but it's like bones.

Aw.

And I'm like, what am I gonna do?

Because we all know Beetlejuces.

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