Hello, welcome to the Octane State.

Hello and welcome to the honey to stay with me, your host, Lena Mayer.

I'm just chilling in my chair, really wishing that I had a co-host.

I really could, but I only have one microphone.

Sorry, you had to wait inside.

I'm in a good mood though.

I'm just sitting here thinking how much better this would be of the co-host.

I love real-go stories online and toning down your hilarious, and I love the banter.

I feel like I would have so much fun with the co-host.

I actually have a woman that I really want to do this with.

But my question is just when am I going to buy another microphone?

And just time things, because I want to do this every other day,

and whom am I going to be able to get in here every other day.

So it looks like it's just going to be me for now.

Adam did that story with us a couple days ago, but he sounds very monotone.

And all that.

And I think it's hard for people to be comfortable on a microphone.

I am a flamboyant asshole.

So it works pretty well for me.

So anyways, welcome back to this episode of the HondaDistates.

Like usual, we are going to go into some awesome stories.

To be honest, having quite decided in which direction we are going yet,

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