You wake in a strange room.

Your clothes are foreign and the walls are covered in objects from a different world.

You don't know where or when you are, or if you're still dreaming.

There are footsteps in the hall.

Jumping up, you race out of the room and into the streets.

You have just entered the Twilight Histories.

You have entered the Twilight Histories. An audio adventure that casts you as the hero. You will travel to strange,

exotic worlds in the multiverse, a Carthaginian base on Mars, Egypt locked in an ice age, a Roman

empire that never fell. With the help of music and sound effects, in each episode you will be immersed

in a world out of time. Today, you will explore 15th century Burgundy, like you've never

seen it before, if you've ever seen it. As the Twilight Histories has been diving headlong into the realm of weird tales lately,

this totally strange story by Aaron Lund is going to leave you questioning reality.

There is a bonus story available to our Patreon supporters, and I'll play a sample of that at the end of the show.

So don't change the channel. You're going to want to hear what comes next.

And now, for today's Weird Tale, this is Upliet by Aaron Lund.

Music by Aaron Lund.

Hello, oh wow. You're already in costume. You must be ready to get underway.

Well, not to worry, getting here is the hard part. You'll be up to your knees in courtly intrigue before you know it.

Don't forget, that whole trunk is yours to take, actually. This will be your longest stint with this yet, if I'm not mistaken.

Thirty days and out, it wouldn't do to run out of clean under things. I recommend finding a nice, secluded spot on that last day, by the way,

unless you want to make a really dramatic exit.

When they say out, they mean out.

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